Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Indiana Jones doesn't ride bitch.




Or at least you wouldn't want to believe he does. But such is the case with Indy 4. So it begs the question "why bother?" Why bother indeed. For there is another choice, perhaps a better choice in Postal: The Movie. Very loosely based on the game series by Running With Scissors, the film stars, Zack Ward (A Christmas Story, Titus, Bloodrayne II), Dave Foley (The Kids In The Hall, NewsRadio, Scrubs), and Verne "Stop calling me Mini-Me" Troyer. The film centers around the "Postal Dude" a trailer livin' fun lovin' average kind of guy. His wife is cheating on him, everyone seems to be out to get him, and the world seems to be caving in on him. So what else is a guy in his position to do but go postal? This may actually be the one win that Uwe Boll pulls off in a lifetime of mediocre film making. So go see it, I know I will. If nothing else you get to see a cat used as a silencer, and honestly, who doesn't want to see that? It's coming to a theater near you May 23rd, don't forget to spread the word.